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Hi, I'm Jamie. I like books and dresses. But not books in dresses. That'd be weird.

huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

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huntingvoldemortinamobilelibrary:

if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today

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-teesa-:

9.2.14

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humorqueen:

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

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mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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squad16:

couthor:

hiddles-spoopy-ass:

rubynrags:

wolfyttwisted:

Like hell is Jack going to stand by and let the other skeletons have all the fun!

THIS IS THE BEST

He should be their ruler

Well, he is the skeleton king

Correction, he is the pumpkin king. But he could totally have an alliance with the skeleton king.
The pumpkin army joins the skeleton war.

squad16:

couthor:

hiddles-spoopy-ass:

rubynrags:

wolfyttwisted:

Like hell is Jack going to stand by and let the other skeletons have all the fun!

THIS IS THE BEST

He should be their ruler

Well, he is the skeleton king

Correction, he is the pumpkin king. But he could totally have an alliance with the skeleton king.

The pumpkin army joins the skeleton war.

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get to know: bonnie wright 

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toast-to-the-future-kids:

Fuck an award, give him a presidency.

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bravelittletoreador:

nevvymaster:

otterparade:

shortylego:

vishbythefishboy:

howtobethatawkwardgirl:

did-you-kno:

Source

What happened along the way? 

THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO SCARY
AND THEN THEY CHANGED THE VILLAIN COMPLETELY
AND THE MAIN WRITER QUIT BECAUSE OF THAT
IN THE ORIGINALY STORY YZMA WAS GOING TO BE SUMMONING THE INCA GOD OF DEATH AND PACHA WAS A GIRL WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH KUZCO WHO HAD NEARLY BEEN KILLED BY THE GOD OF DEATH BUT INSTEAD TURNED INTO A LAMA
You can find Yzma’s deleted song online now. It’s really cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374xW4zZbZA
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING HOLY 

Pencil Tests for the song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1VetyaexJs

OH MY GOD. 
Mastery in black magic and potions/poisons, the ability to communicate with things on the other side, her her skinny shape and gaunt facial structure…
Her affinity to the color purple… the transformation abilities…
THE ORIGINAL YZMA NEVER LEFT US. She had a sex change and changed her name to Dr. Facilier.


When he mentioned that he came from royalty, he wasn’t kidding.

The Emperor’s New Groove is a cautionary tale about producer interference. They actually made a documentary from the production footage called ‘Kingdom of the Sun’ and it’s actually pretty fascinating to see how excited the studio was about the original concept, and then how completely everything crumbles to pieces.

bravelittletoreador:

nevvymaster:

otterparade:

shortylego:

vishbythefishboy:

howtobethatawkwardgirl:

did-you-kno:

Source

What happened along the way? 

THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO SCARY

AND THEN THEY CHANGED THE VILLAIN COMPLETELY

AND THE MAIN WRITER QUIT BECAUSE OF THAT

IN THE ORIGINALY STORY YZMA WAS GOING TO BE SUMMONING THE INCA GOD OF DEATH AND PACHA WAS A GIRL WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH KUZCO WHO HAD NEARLY BEEN KILLED BY THE GOD OF DEATH BUT INSTEAD TURNED INTO A LAMA

You can find Yzma’s deleted song online now. It’s really cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374xW4zZbZA

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING HOLY 

Pencil Tests for the song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1VetyaexJs

OH MY GOD. 

Mastery in black magic and potions/poisons, the ability to communicate with things on the other side, her her skinny shape and gaunt facial structure…

Her affinity to the color purple… the transformation abilities…

THE ORIGINAL YZMA NEVER LEFT US. She had a sex change and changed her name to Dr. Facilier.

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When he mentioned that he came from royalty, he wasn’t kidding.

The Emperor’s New Groove is a cautionary tale about producer interference. They actually made a documentary from the production footage called ‘Kingdom of the Sun’ and it’s actually pretty fascinating to see how excited the studio was about the original concept, and then how completely everything crumbles to pieces.

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yellowhappyman:

just-another-silly-fangirl:

stravaganza:

flourhoneyandmilk:

Jason: The first time I worked with Dobby, I said, “Where’s Dobby gonna be? Where should I look?” They went, “Well, wherever you look, that’s where we’ll put him.” So we’re up on a little platform for me to walk down and I would swing my leg viciously and as I went down the steps, I went … with the cane like that.

So Chris goes, “Cut. Okay, great. You slip or something?” And I went, “No, no, no. No, I just kicked Dobby down the stairs.” And he went, “Really?” He said, “What was the thing with the cane?” I said, “When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.” He went, “Cool.”

When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.

COOL

Brb, dying.

i thought this was gonna be another description of how dan adlibbed that line in this scene. but this is so much better!!!

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